We were due to play the second leg of this fixture, but the game has had to be postponed (until sometime in the new year) because the pitch is water-logged. Let me say that again: our game against FROG FC has been postponed because their pitch is water-logged!
Pick your punchline:
We already knew their home pitch is a bayou.
How water-logged has a pitch got to be, that FROG call the game off?
Surely 'water-logged' has to be to their advantage.
If they called the game off, they can't be that reliant on God.
It's not that the pitch is water-logged that's the problem, it's that there weren't enough lilly-pads for us all.
In a statement to the press, the Frog captain said 'We don't know how this could have hap-pond'
This is all maybe a bit unfair, i should stop, the news that their pitch is water-logged is too easy to ribbit.
And i'm spent....
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Dear dear Amoss those jokes are terrible!
oh. i quite liked the ribbit one.
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